This blog is so DEAD (PI)

This is a good post, maybe the best of posts, and no good post ever dies.
Ha, Alot of shit has happened since last updated. And since Jason won't stop bothering me, I am forced to update this mother. I would like to start off by saying, you are a bag of douche.

I am just going to put a bunch of events as I remember them and in no particular order cuz that would take too much thinking. I feel as if I was still in the high school days. Just driving around, chillin', savin money, and watching alot of movies. Actually high school was nothing like that, so fuck that. However, one good note-worthy realization I came to realize (Yes, I know) is that Whole foods hold the best and most scrumpcious Chicken Cesar Salad ever. The other day I went to whole foods with jason because that and Stop and Shop are the only two stores i step foot in with that kid. Anyway, after carefully measuring a lb of sald I proceeded to go favor heaven. I might add that people in that store contiously thought I was a big flaming homo (not hate crime, i love you gays) becasue Jason kept bending over in front of me and forcing me to giving him a lil hump, not to metnion grab my ass. We ate while glancing over and Angel Newspaper, totally agnositc shit.

It xmas season, holiday time which in retail means it fuckign sucks till march. I really need to get out of Best Buy and need to apply to mi colleges for next year. I am currently holding 3.89 GPA which I should be solid with ant chioce I go for. Back to retail, I don't do shit at work anymore for the most part. Well when my boss is there anyways, for example today I worked about 8 hours and did absolutely nothing, one phone activation. Instead I spent the day texting. Hung out in the camera department, and cuonted how long it took me too walk around the whole store down every isle. I upgraded Jasons phone to the LG Shine, probably the last phoen I would recomend but customers seem to love it. Wait, yes that makes that Punck anarcho a conformist. Who upgrades? honsetly. I upgraded his mom like 2 days later to Blackberry Curve Titatnium and gave her a discount. I couldn't gave the phoen to her for free but my boss was there. Talking about Jasons family, his g-ma is back and nutty as ever. She seemed to be mocking him as he pleaded for the door to be open in the cold cold weather that was a night. As for the youngling bro, he seems to be the future member of some lame rehab show for punks gone rappers gone white.

OH, definately one of the highlights of this whole tiem I have not updated is by far the shoot set to take place this weekend. It seems like wednesday can't come any sooner. I bullshitted this idea for a final in class. For some reason I picked the most complicated one out of the whole class, but then again i need a good grade for this class. Concept is a fangoria theme/cover. So I am going for a zombie idea that I had with Jason a couple weeks back only it seems to have evolved to someting much greater and fun. It actually sounds like something that coule be very very fun. It going to take place at Kings park psych unit so if security doesnt gives us shit its definately going to be the shiz. Pictures should comeo out good too unless I get distracted ;) hahah f u, I still need to get down the lighting diagrams down cuz being that its cold i cant waste my CREWS time. This is the crew that could have been and/or will be a combination to leave a lil uh uh on the side
Mario-Photographer, Concept creator, PIMP
Jason- Model, co-creator, assistant, videographer
Krystal- Model, possible photographer
K-Friend- Model
Aaron- Model, possible p hotographer
Meghaan- Good Girl Model that hides the mystery of splooge
NJ Girl- Model
Jesse- Modelo
Raf- Prop
Suffolk Chick- Model
Chrissy- Assitant

It's a lil weird that I am the one to put this together for a schooling event and sounds pipin. I had to get tons of shit for this thing, I had a budget for 100 bucks. I am down to like 25 or something like that. I had to get liquid latex, karo, clothes, food coloring, non dairy cream and white make up FUCK, I still need to get make up , I guess I am down to 5. for wardrobe for 1.5 people. The story about goign on the journey to get some bitchin clothes was fun. We originally set off to leave for some thirrft store in Valley Stream btu got lost in the hood, middle of motha fuckaing hempstead. So I am crusing down this street and all htis mofucking traffic stops us, so I take a detour hoping to hit Peninsula Blvd. Attempted to make a U turn crossing thorugh some local roads when this piece of shit almost blows a stop sign and makes a real tight left as I attempted to go straight. Both cars perfectly aligned side by side on the drivers side?, and the definace of stares begins between me and this big obama dread lock dude (no i am not racist, I love you niggas jk ). Anyway he just looks at me as I look at him back with my oversized glasses made for girls and he just blabbers some stuff I didnt get then after a while he said Whuzzzzzzzzzzzz gooooooood?! in a threatening manner almost as if he were to get out. I contineud to stare but that triggered so many scenes involving Ice Cube, so I jsut step on it and bounce as jason frowns about my thugish actions. We could of died#1. He ended up on hempstead tpke and he said weshould go to Tri County becasue it has bargains for clothes. We arrived to try county and saw that it had the premier assorment of MMA gear on long island, to be hoenst it was awhole lot of hype. We got there and saw some announcement of an autograph signign involving Luke Cummo, Chris Lytle, and Mikey Burnett. Which wouldve been pretty coold to be aorund Lytle and Burnett, I dont think he fights still though. He was on the seasons of the Ultimate Fighter 4 the comeback though with Serra. Cummo I see all time so its to the point it doesnt even phase me. Not to say he is bad guy or anything but he is just Luke. We scoped the place out found the hottest mother fucking hot sauce ever, in addition to some scorened woman. At the toher side of the store we found the true gold in bargainmania. Jeasn and shirts for 5 dollas. These bulgarian guys thought me and Jason were gay. I am thinking because they might have been there that night at Whole Foods. Anywya we picked out some ash looking shit, some hot skirts for the girls becasue we have the iupper hand in that we get to see what htey get to wear on that day of the marvelous shoot. I tried to take this bitchin skirt that was part of a piace that was 45 all together but it failed miserably. At the end of al lthe damage was of 35 dollars, and i used myu spanish bargaining schools and got the price to be 50
oh yeah. turns out the gu ycounted wrong and then they realized that skirt wasnt suppose to be there. In the end he took away 2 items tehe purple hoodie and the skirt. Damn.

Some sort of serendipity occured this week becasue of jason. He introduced me to this chick that is tottally rad being that we share alot of things in common. It basically WHENT like this, messaging, to texting. We are suppose to go out later in the week, so Ill see how that goes but either way its a good person to have around for the photographic resources. Its gooooood.
ill post prolly saturday unless i add somethign more to his bad boy

OVer and out

Do it for the story...

It's 11:07

As told Jza, I would update. These past two days have been pretty average. Yesterday I tried to wake up early to hit the gym before school, but woke with a closed throat. I try to throw some weights around before school everyday, but sometimes its too cold or im too sleepy or not in the mood. I would say that I do it 3 out of the 7 days of the week. Anyway, after not going to school I decided to sleep 10 more minutes. 10 mins turned into 45 and I was about 20 mins late for my first class leaving home. I got there like 50 mins into the class to find that my teacher was absent, so it was pretty sweet. Then the school day routine continued. My next class my teacher is smokin' but she can pretty lame. Class after that was comp 2, in which my teacher is pretty weird. She breathes in a weird manner, and says "Ok" and "alright" awhole lot. After that came lunch in which I headed to the studio downstairs to chill and the AWKWARDNESS began.
I was in the studio talking to other photography students, which are the chillest kids in that school. Anyway, apparently there was a meeting for the photography club and I remember signing up at the begining of the year but never really went to any meetings. I just stayed for the meeting and this girl which I am friends with came down. The situation was a little weird, but I hung out with this girl in my car once and drank with her on two ocassions during school hours. She was pretty chill, being that she was a photography student, and was hot. Duh, but then there was this whole boyfriend thing, which at first i attempted to break it up indirectly, then I started thinking about when I used to be in a relationship and then there is that one guy which your girl wants to hang out cuz they are "friends." The idea of it came a little bit frustrating to me. Eventually, I just faded out of that idea and well earlier in the week I was speaking with one of the upperclassmen and he had mentioned this website for photographers, models, and all sorts of stuff. I think it was called deviantart.com or something like that but yeah, while there I searched and browsed through people of the area and Bam! there was some pictures of that chick naked, pretty provocative. Then I started to think of how weird that was.
So when I was in the studio and her group of friends started talking about deviant art, and she says she doesn't have one, but obviously she does. I wasn't really thinking and I laughed a little bit, and then I came up with the idea that i would pull up the pictures on my awesome HTC TOUCH PRO THAT I GOT FOR FREE, eat your bitchass iphone raf. I was goign to pull them up and then show it her but decided not to. Mark, studio amnager, wanted to show me something so I went into his office and then apprently an alarm went off on my phone, but when I went back to the lounge area she was looking at my phone. Not holding it but just hovering and looking at it, I turn the alarm off and realize that her picture naked was pulled up on my phone. So I kinda look creepy now, so i just laughed and she turned red and shit got awkward. I continued to text my friends so I could be text someone while this period of awkwardness, but no. They did not answer. The one that did answer me back , was below average. After that segment of awkwardness, the meeting began.
It was basically discussing that this week there would be a Model/Photo fundraiser. All models and photographers have to have a deviant art in order to attend, and there will be a cost of 30-60 bucks depending on what you are coming as. For example, models pay 30, photographers outside school pay 50, and MUA (make up artists) get in for free. The whole event seems really cool, I am going to go help set up both saturday and early sunday, just to help out. I won't be shooting because I just found out about this thing about 3 days ago, and people that are shooting have had concepts for a while, and alot more equipment then I had. I also am giong to go for netowrking purposes, you know meeting people with similar interest should be fun. I just eralized that I have work on sunday, which imgoing to have to call out. Fuck.

After that I had photo class in which I have like 50 million assingments due by tuesday, in which jason is going to help me out for. For one of the ideas I am going to ask a bum if i could shoot him on a weekly basis in exchange for some food, clothes, and possibly twang. I really should get to this. It sucks but whatever, ill get it done. I got out of shcool around 5:30 and I fucking hate that I go in school when the sun is barely coming up and I leave school when its already pitch fucking black. That just irritates me. I couldnt hang out becasue I had alot of shit to do for photo class next week. I am going to take a break now.





Enough with that break, I am going to continue.


I woke up today and went to school and again like yesterday my first teacher wasn't there. It was awesome and sucked, cuz all I had to is sign the attedance of the sub and bounce. I didn't go to my second class because of hte same reason. I got home and took like a four nap. I woke up and had to go to work at 2 to 7. Work was work. I looked up camera equipment while working ebcuase it was so dead. I was told I could go home if I wanted to but decided to stay some extra hours. I was going to call Fay to pic em up but Jason had alrady gone and done so. So i went home and got some grub and gave my brother a ride to Baldwin and then headed to grappling practice. I can hoenstly say that grappling wednesdays is what makes me get through the week. I started to eat kinda better than what I usually do, I am getting more fruits in me then before. I have this tourney on the Nov. 22nd which I thought I would drive there my self because dad might not be able to go. Make it some sort of road trip, its 2 hour drive so yeah. there are two tourneys that are going on that day. One is going to be where the bastard that beat me upstate will be. The second tournament will be held in some church. I can honestly say I would be able to win both, knowing that the first mentioned will be a little more challenging. I dont knwo what I will do.





Today, my heart was broken. After finding out that Raf thinks I am fat. That is the texact reason why so many girls throw up after meals, or simply don't eat. whatta cunt. Yeah I guess I cannot be fortunate enough to be under the right lighting situations to be such a stud as 350 perday crunch busting raf. Oh well, you cant please em all. On the other side i now have a chance of being involved in a gruesome threesome with raf, or a intense makeout sessions with ryan. All thanks to my weight and their fetish for that shit.





Goals and Future were discussed recently, in one of the most inspiring sacred cathedrasl of revelations ever built.... Taco Bell. We were just talking about the future. I think it went a little bit like. Fay wants to be a lawyer and will do so upstate in Bing. All Mcm wants to do is create music, iremember him telilng me that when he moved back. Jason wants to be in a band in california. As for me, I am all over the place. I would like to fight professionally eventually. I am not even talkin about ooffka (UFC) but just anywhere. Also I would like to be able to financially stable with a photography career. Lastly, I need to have a solid back up plan, so I am giong to study Physical Science/Nutrition/Phys Ed next year. It will be like 4 more years of studying but its somehting I am insterested in. Its one program, not three diff majors. Well thats where I stand.




Photo: I took this pic sometime in the past.
One of my fav exposures becuase of the whole comp, not because its an ex. Thats not the reason
andrew. I had done alot of retouching on this one, to make it nice.







Tonights piece of Jesse Taylor Poetry


"Being the Einstein of poetry, well that it self makes me a thinker...?"

Just like Myspace, Photobucket, Me, Deviant, Xanga, Tard(Something), and Facebook, I now join Blogspot. I totaliz forgot to start these blogs, so I am going to check my old xanga.



That did not work, being that I forgot my Xanga name, which Jason will remember and will proceed to:

1. Make fun of me for the name


2. Make a witty comment to refresh the memory of the name


3. Be a douche


4. Show me his nuts


5. All of the Above

I think it had to do with something about The Offspring, more specifically the song Orignial Prankster. I could not find anything though. Oh well.

I decided that every monday I will post a picture on these blog, just to change things up a bit.

This picture was picked because of all this talk about ducks lately. In reality, it was only one converstation that involved another duck, but still.

I don't really find this to be a superb picture, but it got me on the wall of pictures of school.

I would like to end this first post with a piece of Jesse Taylor Poetry/Quote:

"Peasants and Kings will unite, where together we shall trite"