This blog is so DEAD (PI)

This is a good post, maybe the best of posts, and no good post ever dies.
Ha, Alot of shit has happened since last updated. And since Jason won't stop bothering me, I am forced to update this mother. I would like to start off by saying, you are a bag of douche.

I am just going to put a bunch of events as I remember them and in no particular order cuz that would take too much thinking. I feel as if I was still in the high school days. Just driving around, chillin', savin money, and watching alot of movies. Actually high school was nothing like that, so fuck that. However, one good note-worthy realization I came to realize (Yes, I know) is that Whole foods hold the best and most scrumpcious Chicken Cesar Salad ever. The other day I went to whole foods with jason because that and Stop and Shop are the only two stores i step foot in with that kid. Anyway, after carefully measuring a lb of sald I proceeded to go favor heaven. I might add that people in that store contiously thought I was a big flaming homo (not hate crime, i love you gays) becasue Jason kept bending over in front of me and forcing me to giving him a lil hump, not to metnion grab my ass. We ate while glancing over and Angel Newspaper, totally agnositc shit.

It xmas season, holiday time which in retail means it fuckign sucks till march. I really need to get out of Best Buy and need to apply to mi colleges for next year. I am currently holding 3.89 GPA which I should be solid with ant chioce I go for. Back to retail, I don't do shit at work anymore for the most part. Well when my boss is there anyways, for example today I worked about 8 hours and did absolutely nothing, one phone activation. Instead I spent the day texting. Hung out in the camera department, and cuonted how long it took me too walk around the whole store down every isle. I upgraded Jasons phone to the LG Shine, probably the last phoen I would recomend but customers seem to love it. Wait, yes that makes that Punck anarcho a conformist. Who upgrades? honsetly. I upgraded his mom like 2 days later to Blackberry Curve Titatnium and gave her a discount. I couldn't gave the phoen to her for free but my boss was there. Talking about Jasons family, his g-ma is back and nutty as ever. She seemed to be mocking him as he pleaded for the door to be open in the cold cold weather that was a night. As for the youngling bro, he seems to be the future member of some lame rehab show for punks gone rappers gone white.

OH, definately one of the highlights of this whole tiem I have not updated is by far the shoot set to take place this weekend. It seems like wednesday can't come any sooner. I bullshitted this idea for a final in class. For some reason I picked the most complicated one out of the whole class, but then again i need a good grade for this class. Concept is a fangoria theme/cover. So I am going for a zombie idea that I had with Jason a couple weeks back only it seems to have evolved to someting much greater and fun. It actually sounds like something that coule be very very fun. It going to take place at Kings park psych unit so if security doesnt gives us shit its definately going to be the shiz. Pictures should comeo out good too unless I get distracted ;) hahah f u, I still need to get down the lighting diagrams down cuz being that its cold i cant waste my CREWS time. This is the crew that could have been and/or will be a combination to leave a lil uh uh on the side
Mario-Photographer, Concept creator, PIMP
Jason- Model, co-creator, assistant, videographer
Krystal- Model, possible photographer
K-Friend- Model
Aaron- Model, possible p hotographer
Meghaan- Good Girl Model that hides the mystery of splooge
NJ Girl- Model
Jesse- Modelo
Raf- Prop
Suffolk Chick- Model
Chrissy- Assitant

It's a lil weird that I am the one to put this together for a schooling event and sounds pipin. I had to get tons of shit for this thing, I had a budget for 100 bucks. I am down to like 25 or something like that. I had to get liquid latex, karo, clothes, food coloring, non dairy cream and white make up FUCK, I still need to get make up , I guess I am down to 5. for wardrobe for 1.5 people. The story about goign on the journey to get some bitchin clothes was fun. We originally set off to leave for some thirrft store in Valley Stream btu got lost in the hood, middle of motha fuckaing hempstead. So I am crusing down this street and all htis mofucking traffic stops us, so I take a detour hoping to hit Peninsula Blvd. Attempted to make a U turn crossing thorugh some local roads when this piece of shit almost blows a stop sign and makes a real tight left as I attempted to go straight. Both cars perfectly aligned side by side on the drivers side?, and the definace of stares begins between me and this big obama dread lock dude (no i am not racist, I love you niggas jk ). Anyway he just looks at me as I look at him back with my oversized glasses made for girls and he just blabbers some stuff I didnt get then after a while he said Whuzzzzzzzzzzzz gooooooood?! in a threatening manner almost as if he were to get out. I contineud to stare but that triggered so many scenes involving Ice Cube, so I jsut step on it and bounce as jason frowns about my thugish actions. We could of died#1. He ended up on hempstead tpke and he said weshould go to Tri County becasue it has bargains for clothes. We arrived to try county and saw that it had the premier assorment of MMA gear on long island, to be hoenst it was awhole lot of hype. We got there and saw some announcement of an autograph signign involving Luke Cummo, Chris Lytle, and Mikey Burnett. Which wouldve been pretty coold to be aorund Lytle and Burnett, I dont think he fights still though. He was on the seasons of the Ultimate Fighter 4 the comeback though with Serra. Cummo I see all time so its to the point it doesnt even phase me. Not to say he is bad guy or anything but he is just Luke. We scoped the place out found the hottest mother fucking hot sauce ever, in addition to some scorened woman. At the toher side of the store we found the true gold in bargainmania. Jeasn and shirts for 5 dollas. These bulgarian guys thought me and Jason were gay. I am thinking because they might have been there that night at Whole Foods. Anywya we picked out some ash looking shit, some hot skirts for the girls becasue we have the iupper hand in that we get to see what htey get to wear on that day of the marvelous shoot. I tried to take this bitchin skirt that was part of a piace that was 45 all together but it failed miserably. At the end of al lthe damage was of 35 dollars, and i used myu spanish bargaining schools and got the price to be 50
oh yeah. turns out the gu ycounted wrong and then they realized that skirt wasnt suppose to be there. In the end he took away 2 items tehe purple hoodie and the skirt. Damn.

Some sort of serendipity occured this week becasue of jason. He introduced me to this chick that is tottally rad being that we share alot of things in common. It basically WHENT like this, messaging, to texting. We are suppose to go out later in the week, so Ill see how that goes but either way its a good person to have around for the photographic resources. Its gooooood.
ill post prolly saturday unless i add somethign more to his bad boy

OVer and out