Day The Zune's Stood Still

This post had you at hello.

Even further shit has happened between last and this post. I was originally supposed to post a post-summary (?) of what could have been the most fun day in a while, at least potentially. Some of the forgotten mentioned stuff of the previous post is that we went back to my house to try out all the clothes and see the fits. Of course the whole changing of clothes Jason decided to do some very Janet Jackson and scandalous and decided to drop his pants in front of my mom. That had to be the longest 2 seconds of my fucking life. I at first I thought he was going to be showing us his nuts, and then i though maybe he'd bent over with the skirt. Only becuase he was still in this stage of the better story. Thats the last I remember from that day, now on to the magnificent photoshoot.

It could be said that this photozombiextravaganza fell through, not completely. Of the original cast only a few managed to make it and help out, fuckin' posers. Woke up pretty early around 10ish I think to start packing all the stuff I would need, and didnt realize how much stuff we actually needed, we had made the blood the day before which was pretty good. Not very evil dead, in the sense of the dramatic redness but good enough to make it believe its blood. I went to Jason to doo some make up and stuff, until Aaron would be ready to be scooped. I thought it would be pretty simple to get to the Old Westbury but it wasn't we actually got lost and had to call em, and made a 20 mins trip into a solid 45-50mins. We got to the collelge picked him up and it was awkward. Aaron came in and was like "Wuzz hood nuqqas?" which was totallly not like him, jk jk. It was awkward though, we got Jasons house again after arguiing to whose home we would go to. We still didng have a location and it was far too cold to go to Kings Park becuase Aaron didnt seem to want to be there for long, and I didn't want to freeze mah balls off. Oh, Chrissy, Raf, Jesse, Krystal and Co. couldnt show up ffor either not being notified, work, smoking some blunts. Not in any particular. I decided on going back to the playground backyard of what was my old job RED ROBIN, i remember them having this very cool looking wood area. We got to the location and I promised them I would get them something eat after the shoot, I was feeling bad for the coldness that was about to go down. We got out and it was as cold as ballls, and the wind didnt help but we ran up set up as quickly as possible. I was ready to shoot, and BAM, I forgot the lens cap on and turn on the camera, I really should work on on that in this new year. Yeah Jason was first, not befroe he ran to my car like BITCH, and wait for us to be ready. Shot Jason doing the same poises as the other night screaming sorta thing and woods made it look ace, like my photography...marphotography.com, shamless selfplug. Then it was Aarons turn which at first was a little shy saying that he didn't want to go all out and not to much blood. Then he said fuck it lets go just all out, so I decided to throw the blood at him and shove he bottle in his mouth becuas I remember hearing it tasted good. Then the hilariousness began. I wanted to Aaron to drool the blood oout of his mouth, but I said spit instead. He took it at try to land one on me, and kept on spitting at me. I honestly thought he was angry. Then I told him to drool it away, and he spit on me. Another thing was that he was reluctant to take off his jacket, he held on his back as if it would warm him up. It looked odd and limited my ways to shoot him, not with spit, camera. Then he went into his Aaron poise which reminds me a fusion of hunchback of ND meets a shaved rat. He kinda just stuck his head and when asked to roll his eyes up just opened his mouth and closed his eyes, it was funny. I tried not to laugh but I dont know if resisted the temptation. We packed up and then went back to Kohls so Jason can cause some shockwave through Kohls which only resulted in startling a few lil boys like MJ did. Even raf took it as normal Jason. I dont remember if we went to jasons and then kojhls, or went to kohls and then jasons. the thing is that Aaron was fed and ready to go back to home at old westbury. Also eveyrtime we went to Old Country Road we eneded up in fucking Hicksvillle which was ridiculous come back, traffic wise.
BREAK

Now to my 2008 section

Top 5 Mickem moments

5. What do you want?! What are you doing here?!
4. Look at that whale!...hour later...Whale hunting
3. The list of Mcm rating his friends
2. Me: yoo do you know what happened
Mcm: I was going to call you and ask same thing
1. Me: whur yo at?
Ryan: Im on my way to new hyde park, party
Me: oh, I see you in your room
Ryan: What what call is getting cut off

Almost made it:
Nah my parents wont mind
hours later
Rys Dad: Ryan what the fuck are you doing.

Ryan: MOOKIE MOOKIE MOOKIE
Crowd: MOOKIE MOOKIE MOOKIE
Ryan: Let's go mookie! I LOVE YOU ya big bitch
Mookie: WHO ARE YOU?!
Ryan: .....

Ryan throwing up excorcist style all over mah block



Top not good moments of dos cientos eight
5. Latching to a car on skates and getting run over
4. Getting cut with a hinge and 22 stiches.
3- The loss of OG part deux
2- Shoplifting at Whole Foods, WTF NO CHASE
1. Cuffs, Cops, and C everyone I got arrested.
0- This ball showage and war.

Top Three Greatest Moments
10. Congo-fear revelation
9- MCM Vs. Sam Rothe, Me VS Wendys Boy
8-Laughing Gas moment with Girls at Taco Bell
7- Backyard brawling.
6-Jason and Fay make out. Fay suppermanning that hoe.
5- When on the Mcm break. I walk by a field and McM sees me and to pass the awkwardness , just starts to pretend to talk to someone and laughing, no cell phone, no one around for atleat 40 yards.
4-Whuzzz goooood.... NO NO NO NO NO IVE BEEN HEAR FOR AN HOUR HOMIE NO NO NO NO NO
3-DONT FUCKING COME IN, GET THE FUCK OUT, raffy
2-Army of Darkness at Macy's with Gay Sneeze
1- Jessica McM in her undies just flat out seducing Fay and I.
YUM, foreshadowing of 09 perhaps
;)

Almost made it: Gay Snowball fights. Xmas shout out of Jesse to TIFF. The mooon the sky its so retarted. Gomes: " I heard you brolic now", Babylon trip


Events to take place 09:
Woulding
Zombies
MMA
Webcams
Condom Stash
EP Release
Recession
Road Trip
Spring Break
Warped